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Lovely lady wierdo seeks the company of an adorably awkward gentleman (hopefully for L.O.V.E!)

Female (29) looking for Male Frome, England, United Kingdom

Ever so sensitive. Wouldn't dream of doing anything that would make you feel uncomfortable. Please have a look through my interests and see if we have anything in common; I'd love to hear from you if we do! Go on. Don't be shy. Describe myself? High-functioning antique-loving introspective weirdo with a dark brown voice and a cartoon network obsession. :)

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My Punk Preferences

Do you play an instrument? If yes, which ones?Saxophone, Bass Guitar
What are your favorite types of punk rock?Anarcho Punk, Glam Punk, Noise Punk, 2 Tone, Folk Punk, Pop Punk, Psychobilly

My Cat(s)

Does your cat live indoors or outdoors?Both
What is your cat's name?Kitschka
Do you have other pets beside cat?No
Do you have more than one cat?No
What breed is your cat?British Black
What gender is your cat?Female
Do you take your cat with you when you go on vacation?No
Your cat's favorite toySingle white goose feather
Is it necessary that your partner also have a cat?No
Where did you get your cat from?Friends


EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageBritish
Height5' 4" (163 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthNeck length
Best featureLips
Body ArtNone


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Have PetsCat
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Movies, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsFuturama, Invader Zim, The Simpsons, SpongeBob Squarepants,The Powerpuff Girls, FairlyOdd Parents, Police Squad!, Father Ted, Black Books, I'm Alan Partridge, Green Wing, The I.T. Crowd, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer
Favorite movies typesComedy, Documentary, Animation
Favorite moviesAirplane, Citizen Kane, Mister Lonely, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Brazil, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Wizard of Oz, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Yellow Submarine
Music typesRock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I'm a recording artist, Punk
Favorite artistsPunishment of Luxury, Cardiacs, Blur, Devo, Pink Floyd (Barrett-era!), Stackridge, Fugazi, They Might be Giants, 10cc, Franz Ferdinand, The Dickies, Atom & his Package, Madness, The Sparks, XTC, The Beatles, Bill Nelson, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix
Reading selectionI'm an author
Favorite booksThe Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, The Long Dark Tea-Time of The Soul, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Idea of funSorting through a big box of old buttons and broken jewellery, scouring junk shops for 78rpm records, old tins and Antique radios, chopping up old toys and turning them into bracelets, hanging around in Graveyards and Garden Centres, drinking a chocolate milkshake at my favourite Little Chef in Beckington and philosophising generally on the meaning of my existence.
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Music, TV, Movies, Family, Photography, Cooking, Gardening


DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorStrange
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorObscure
My great timeStaying at home, Relaxing, Playing dress-up, TV, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryWearing a Tuxedo and Tails and singing like a 1950's male crooner.


Political viewsVery liberal
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo get all of these bleeding lovely tunes out of my head and record them in the form of a musical album...

...and write something cool.

Looking For

Must haveHumor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerI would love to find another human being as wonderfully, unashamedly strange as myself- somebody with who would lounge about in the garden with me, eat Pick 'n' Mix with me, watch Invader Zim with me, misbehave in supermarkets with me... and stay up late to watch meteor showers! Somebody who can treat me with respect, smile at me like I matter to them, give me little squeezes (and accept little squeezes in return!) -and, preferably, somebody with whom I can share my profound love of music and surreal comedy...

...if you happened to have a mouth like George Formby or Ken Dodd, I would get down and propose to you on the spot.

(you don't HAVE to have such a mouth, but it'd just be really, REALLY sweet if you did.)
On the first dateEither-

a.) Go to the Lakeside garden centre and feed the ducks and friendly koi carp
b.) Take a big bag of Pick 'n' Mix to the graveyard
c.) Meet up at the local record-type shop
d.) Have a coffee or hot chocolate somewhere quiet and inoffensive.